You know when you have a blog you can see your 'statistics' - how many people viewed, where about in the world they are (hello Poland!), and what people have actually put into search engines to find you? Well. May I here and now declare to those lovely followers of my blog that, although it's going to be a close run thing, I am not actually dead yet.
I have had 'petersewell death' in three different languages over the last couple of weeks! Now, I appreciate this may be wishful thinking from a few, but I am willing to put it down to a misunderstanding for now, as long as it doesn't happen so often I begin to check my own pulse to make sure it isn't true!
I promise you, if I do die imminently, I will post as soon as possible to let you know. Until then I am very much alive............I have also just realised that by writing this blog post it will be found on search engines by entering 'petersewell death'. Bugger.