This could explain a lot.

Found a picture online of my old school. The one that stopped being a school a couple of months after I left. I always felt I had something to do with that, I like to think I shattered the dreams of a few of the teachers who thought we would all be subserviant little teenagers and do as we were told. If you're going to employ strait laced corporal punishment staff don't put them in what looks like a school for goths! You may have gathered I wasn't over keen on school.