Saturday 28 August 2010

Got any duck feed?

I'd forgotten how good this was.......................!

A duck walks in to a store and says, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says no. Next day the duck walks back in and says, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says no. The next day the duck walks back in and says, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "NO! And if you ask me one more ...time I'm going to nail your beak shut!" Next day the duck walks in and says, "Got any nails?" The clerk says no. So the duck says, "Got any duck feed?"


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